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Introduction
Hi there. Thanks for stopping by. Single guys: the surprise for you is at the very end of the profile.
We're a couple in their early 50s. We're here to find people that like everything that life has to offer. We travel a lot, always happy to discover new places, meet new people, learn and experience what they consider beautiful. We go with the flow, and come with no expectations and no game plan. We're into hiking, camping, golfing, skiing, boating, swimming, chilling, sipping, 420ing, playing, and fucking. Yeah. Conveniently, in most cases we're also into whatever you're into. We both love skin contact and soft touches (everywhere). We're not attracted by luxury and VIP stuff, and not big foodies either - yet we do recognize the quality and comfort that may come with.
We're both geeks. Prefer places where we can chat, instead of big loud center-stage. We don't do well in an idle conversation, has to have a subject. Both kinda introverts at first, so we're welcoming peeps that take a bit of a lead. (Just drive, don't push.) No politics please, it's the worst turn-off.
This profile starts to look like a powerpoint presentation with bulleted lines, so let's stop here.
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My Ideal Person Simply put, we like to connect with people in every way that is mutually enjoyable. Sex with others is not a prime goal for us, but rather an organic result of a great time spent together. Treat us like we're a soft swap couple, that has no problems full swapping when everyone wants to.
2:2 meets are cool, but we may not be up to jumping in bed on our first date. (Unless you make us do it, you hotties.) We can rarely host, typically on a last minute notice, but when we do we will all have a blast. We also often go to house parties, local parties, and swingers resorts in Palm Springs or wherever. Our sexual engagement might get more spontaneous there
We don't have unusual limits or desires. Please remember she is very sensitive around her intimate areas, so keep it gentle over there. We only play when everyone plays. Health and safety first. No pain or dirty stuff. Don't anticipate - ask.
Single men - sorry, we won't be able to make you happy. Here: we saved your time reading our profile, so please save ours.
My Ideal Person Simply put, we like to connect with people in every way that is mutually enjoyable. Sex with others is not a prime goal for us, but rather an organic result of a great time spent together. Treat us like we're a soft swap couple, that has no problems full swapping when everyone wants to.
2:2 meets are cool, but we may not be up to jumping in bed on our first date. (Unless you make us do it, you hotties.) We can rarely host, typically on a last minute notice, but when we do we will all have a blast. We also often go to house parties, local parties, and swingers resorts in Palm Springs or wherever. Our sexual engagement might get more spontaneous there
We don't have unusual limits or desires. Please remember she is very sensitive around her intimate areas, so keep it gentle over there. We only play when everyone plays. Health and safety first. No pain or dirty stuff. Don't anticipate - ask.
Single men - sorry, we won't be able to make you happy. Here: we saved your time reading our profile, so please save ours.
Information
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Bi-sexual
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Looking For: Women, Couples (man/woman) or Groups |
Marital Status: | Married | ||
Swinger Type: | Sex with others | ||
Speaks: | English, French, romanian | ||
Have Children: | Yes. We live together. | ||
Want Children: | Happy with what we have | ||
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Birthdate: | February 1, 1970 | April 8, 1973 |
Relocate?: | Prefer not to say | Prefer not to say |
Body Type: | Average | Average |
Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker | I'm a non-smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | Prefer not to say | Prefer not to say |
Education: | Prefer not to say | Prefer not to say |
Religion: | Prefer not to say | Prefer not to say |
Bra Size: | N/A | Prefer not to say |